Avoiding sexually indulgent female, initially -- what a surprise (2,2)
I believe the answer is:
as if
'what a surprise' is the definition.
I know nothing about this answer so I cannot judge whether this works.
'avoiding sexually indulgent female initially' is the wordplay.
'initially' indicates taking the first letters.
The initial letters of 'avoiding sexually indulgent female' is 'AS IF'.
Can you help me to learn more?
(Other definitions for as if that I've seen before include "a voice of doubt" , "Yeah right!" , "Expression of incredulity" , "highly unlikely" , "You're joking!" .)